Disclaimer!
This is my answer to the question: Are you serious? Does Addison really think George Clooney needs to diet?
While the events of this book are entirely fabricated (and often ludicrous), I have taken literary license and used real names and places in order to make the fictional world I’ve created more vivid and familiar.
I have completely invented all of the personal quirks, foibles, actions or comments attributed to some characters who bear the names of real celebrities.
Those inventions do not reflect reality and are, in any case, only supposed to represent the subjective report and imperfect memory of one exacting fictional character, rather than any sort of objective truth.
George Clooney’s ab muscles, for example, may be disappointing to Addison McGhee, but I have no reason to believe they are not impressive by normal standards. If necessary, I’m sure I could scrounge up some volunteers to check.
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